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no le gusta la pirula chica


Esta carta sí es extraña. Me cuenta que a mi mujer no le gustan las pirulas enanas y quiere que me alargue el mío. Promete que seré el Rey de la Cama.
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señor nejad quiere usar mi cuenta


Dice que es gerente regional de un banco y tiene acceso a unos millones no solicitados por nadie. Que qué tal si me llevo una parte.
My name is Faeqah Nejad I am the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai, Dubai Media City branch. I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 48 years of age and married with 3 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don’t want problem, but I don’t know how you will feel about this because you might feel that its scam yes there are many scammers. But am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope we can assist each other. If you don’t want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.
I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional manager of the National Bank of Dubai; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital Abu Dhabi-UAE at the end of each year. On the course of the last year 2006 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made (Twenty Million and Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) [$20.5M] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.
As an officer of the bank I can- not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. While you will have 25% of the total fund .Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made
the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your response I will details you on how we can achieve it successfully.
Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual
business Endeavour by furnishing me with the following;
 
1. Your Full Names
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers
 
Best regards,
MR. FAEQAH NEJAD
REPLY TO. nejadm68@yahoo.com


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HELLO DEAR,

murió en el tsunami y dejó fortuna


El señor Wilson Bello dice que chico rico murió en el tsunami, en Phuket, y dejó fortuna para que yo me lleve una parte.
Dear Sir, With due respect and humility I send you this mail. Please I am indeed sorry bothering you but kindly permit me a brief intoduction. I believe that on the basis of my introduction you would understand the purpose of this mail.
I am a professional financial advisor on offshore and real estate investment, portfolio management with a private finance and security company in Thailand. My company work for expatriate community here in Bangkok Thailand. Meanwhile One of my client, Mr. Chin Leeyoun, a chinese Canadian business man deposited the sum of Six Million, Eight Hundred thousand United States Dollars (US$6.8M) with our company.
He made this deposited as Family Belongings/Treasures. But sadly and unfortunately, Mr. Chin Leeyoun happened to lost his life in the deadly Tsunami of December 26th 2004 in Phuket Thailand. Ever since then no close relative or next of kin has come forward to claim the money deposited with us. Therefore, My colleague and I, who are the direct fund managers have decided to move/transfer this fund into a nominated foreign account for our future investment.

To this regards, I seek your assistance and co-operation.

1. I will arrange for the deposit certificate to be changed to your name
2. I will arrange for the issueing of Transfer Authorisation of the Consignment on your name
3. Afterwhich, you will transfer the money to your private accounts.
4. You will later on, assist us in investing our own share in a lucrative business that will be profitable.

You should be rest assured that no one will question it because all financial deposit Certificates and transfer authorisation pass through my desk or my colleague for final approval to facilitate release of any consignment/payment.

NOTE: We have sit on a meeting and both agreed on the following:-

(a) That 25% of the money will be for you as reward.
(b) We mapped out 5% which will be use to balance
everybody for any expenses both for travelling and on hotel accomodation.
(c) While 70% shall be for us {My colleage and Me}.

For further details, You have to send to me :
1. Your mobile and land phone numbers.
2. Your direct fax number, this will enable me fax to you the document concerning the consignment.

This is a sensitive and private business, The knowledge of which should be restricted, therefore do not discuss this with any third party rather if you are not interested kindly inform me. Do not fear, it is not terrorist or drug money. I thank you in advance
For reasoning with me.

Looking forward to your favorable reply.
Yours sincerely,

Mr. Wilson Bello
bellocent@excite.com
Phone: 66 8 97617306

dr. da silva sylvestre me propone negocio


Con el encabezado de ‘Cooperación y financiación’, el dr. Da Silva me propone representar a cinco hombres ricos de su país, Benin.
Buenos días, Es con gusto verdadero que nos ponemos en contacto con ustedes con el fin de comunicarles una oportunidad de asuntos y para la cual nosotros buscamos a unos o más socios serios y [de] confianza.
Somos un gabinete financiero que representa y trabaja por cuenta de un grupo de inversores formado por ricos hombres de negocios y de empresarios tiene la búsqueda de socios capaces de ayudarlos y de asistirlos a colocar e invertir de importantes sumas de dinero fuera de Benin.
Hasta ahora, les enviamos este mensaje con el fin de solicitar su asistencia y colaboración para la inversión de doce millones de dólares americanos (12.000.000,00 $US); serán pues su consejero en su país para la inversión de estos fondos en actividades comerciales generadoras de rentas y orientarlos hacia las oportunidades de asuntos rentables de acuerdo con las disposiciones jurídicas y legales vigentes en su país.
Si nuestra propuesta les interesa, les rogamos que nos contacte expresamente permaneciendo al mismo tiempo a su disposición para detalles complementarios.
Nota bien: para más details en caso de acuerdo, quiere contactarnos a esta dirección: cabinet_finance_conseils@yahoo.fr
 
Cordialmente,
 
El responsable

Dr. Da Silva Sylvestre
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dice que sabe qué le gusta a las mujeres


Enésima carta en la que me instan a que me alargue el pene.
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creo que tengo ocho dólares más


Me los regaló un casino, para empezar a jugar. Pero luego me hablan, entre otros, de John Charalambous, Ice Cube, Yves Klein, los chinos, el islam y piras funerarias.
About five years ago they sent a letter of introduction to their favorite musical songwriting team.

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At some level, talk therapy has always been an exercise in replaying and reinterpreting each person’s unique life story. The second study, in the same issue of The Proceedings, suggests that in one sense preventive measures can be too effective. It’s a smaller longlist this year: Peter Carey’s Theft: A Love Story (Knopf), John Charalambous’s Silent Parts (UQP), Sandra Hall’s Beyond the Break (HarperCollins), Kate Legge’s The Unexpected Elements of Love (Viking), Richard Flanagan’s The Unknown Terrorist (Picador), Gail Jones’s Dreams of Speaking (Random House), Deborah Robertson’s Careless (Picador) and Alexis Wright’s Carpentaria (Giramondo). When John Dawkins, Commonwealth Education Minister from 1987 to 1991, came to review higher education policy, systemic division was already under challenge.
Results are not expected until Monday at the earliest. This film seems to be All About the Benjamins, to use the title of an Ice Cube action comedy. The Whitlam era, then, left hopes for greater diversity with an ambiguous legacy: tightened federal control of higher education but more generous funding. Following the premiers’ conference of 1973, the Commonwealth took on full financial responsibility for higher education.
A student recently told me he had examined a patient and concluded that she might have a severe abdominal disorder. Would-be sponsors of debates on specific issues like homelessness or the fight against poverty expressed some frustration that they had been shut out to date. Most lived at home with their parents, their background overwhelmingly middle class. The story is one of victorious battle: ‘I ended therapy because I could overcome this on my own,’ Mr.Adler said.
Penny Henderson and her colleagues at the University of Cambridge wrote in 2005, physicians and students need to be educated about how to give feedback in professional and nonconfrontational ways. Days spent on preparation and travel to the often smaller cities where the forums are held. It’s important to participate in the debates, but there becomes a point of diminishing returns and insanity: I mean, does it make sense for us to do the Huffington Post debate? I think it is fair to say that nobody knows whether the Chinese would have deferred or canceled the test, the administration official added.
In the university sector, governmental and community expectations weighed heavily on a very small number of institutions, each obliged to be all things to all people in their state. Louis persuaded the city to require that influenza cases be registered with the health department. In the middle of that group is Nigeria, a nation of 140 million people divided among 250 ethnic groups and two major religions, Islam and Christianity, all of whom live in a space twice the size of California. In a Broadway landscape currently filled with plays and boutique musicals The Pirate Queen is a behemoth: large scale, ambitious and one of the most expensive shows of the season, if not the most expensive.
At one point, she considers writing a book about the Palmer marriage. In the university sector, governmental and community expectations weighed heavily on a very small number of institutions, each obliged to be all things to all people in their state. One possibility is to take the matter up with a more senior doctor. In recent months, this yearning for difference has become a political consensus.
When we first started studying life stories, people thought it was just idle curiosity — stories, isn’t that cool? Manning Clark encourages her: ‘I must tell you, Brenda. In the university sector, governmental and community expectations weighed heavily on a very small number of institutions, each obliged to be all things to all people in their state. Faced with a pressing need to replace lost income, Australia’s public universities responded by increasing student-to-staff ratios and recruiting full-fee paying students, first from overseas and later locally.
Niall recalls this formative house in powerful, even reverent detail. We might treasure the past, but it is time to shape the future. Batchelor, with just under five hundred student places allocated for 2006, is the sole survivor of pre-Dawkins days. Micro-management from Canberra is the enemy of variety.
You remember, he added, when they saw the iceberg, they tried to turn, but because of the inertia of the boat it was too late. How can I compete with someone in China who opens the tap and sees water? About five years ago they sent a letter of introduction to their favorite musical songwriting team. Twenty-one institutions failed to meet that threshold, and though some argued for continued independence, their arguments were rejected in a subsequent White Paper.
Most of the decisions involving this sequel to the spirited original Barbershop — a movie that itself cobbled together pieces of other projects — are about carefully retracing the steps of that 2002 hit in order to keep those $100 Benjamins flowing. The shortlist will follow on April 19. Private providers can set their own price, and public institutions can charge whatever the market will bear for fee-paying international and domestic students. The new analysis found that antidepressants worked best when used to treat anxiety.
The new analysis found that antidepressants worked best when used to treat anxiety. Universities may have been less enthusiastic, but once amalgamations began, vice-chancellors joined the scramble to acquire real estate. As Prime Minister Robert Menzies told federal parliament, unless there was a move away from what he called ‘the traditional nineteenth-century model’ it would not be possible for government to meet the demand for university education. For Those Who Come After’, there can be no doubt about the importance of this new prize, which is intended to foster superlative new essay-writing in this country.
In recent years much effort has gone into the development of a series of partnerships with key institutions. Ferguson said, we would start a crash program to make a vaccine. Shot on Super 16-millimeter film, with many scenes steeped in a blue that would have made Yves Klein envious, Zoo is, to a large extent, about the rhetorical uses of beauty and metaphor and of certain filmmaking techniques like slow-motion photography. What these results mean for a future epidemic is not clear.
The brevity with which this is described bespeaks Niall’s abiding loss: it is the starkest example of her autobiographical resistance. A line of motorcycles and cars moved slowly on Sunday around the Drill Field, in front of the hall where memorials of flowers, candles and signs were erected. Almost 70 percent of Nigerians did not believe elections would allow them to remove objectionable leaders, the survey found. What these results mean for a future epidemic is not clear.
In recent years much effort has gone into the development of a series of partnerships with key institutions. The current installment finds him faced with impending fatherhood and something of a career crisis. Even tweaks have a way of adding up; $20,000 was spent to make a burning funeral pyre look more convincing. You can’t treat kids with these drugs without taking this information into account, said Dr.
Strict regulation and financial exigency have imposed a conformity that seems sharply at odds with the contemporary preference for choice and difference. ABR is fully aware of this challenge and mindful of the speed with which literary or cultural magazines – however old, however worthy – can wane and disappear. The current installment finds him faced with impending fatherhood and something of a career crisis. Now people are thinking more about different ways they can use them.
And then, she said, making a face of pained disappointment, you go, ‘Oh.’ You can’t treat kids with these drugs without taking this information into account, said Dr.

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Creo, porque la carta es de una profunda incoherencia, una olla podrida de frases desconectadas y que pertenecen evidentemente a textos diferentes.
She recalled a conversation with Leon Edel, who talked about stringing the lives of his Bloomsberries together ‘as one strings beads'.
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Though it's not politically correct to say so, all diets are not created equal. Innovation extended from subject matter to teaching method. The improvement in service has been so minimal that a new joke has taken hold — Please Hold Candle. That is because of the many candidates that are guaranteed to be on stage, since the field on both sides includes candidates that most voters — indeed, most political reporters — have probably never heard of.
In March 1966 the first students arrived at Flinders University. When John Dawkins, Commonwealth Education Minister from 1987 to 1991, came to review higher education policy, systemic division was already under challenge. The mobile missile launcher for the SC-19 was repeatedly detected on the Songlin pad, according to American officials familiar with the classified reports. When John Dawkins, Commonwealth Education Minister from 1987 to 1991, came to review higher education policy, systemic division was already under challenge.
Critics would echo their concerns, with The Chicago Tribune calling it far from ship-shape, though several reviews said it was salvageable with a substantial reworking. In recent months, this yearning for difference has become a political consensus. School retention rates were rising, creating an annual shortage of tertiary places. In an influenza epidemic, a certain number of people survive the illness and are immune to reinfection.
They sought treatment for things like depression, anxiety, marital problems and fear of flying, and spent months to years in therapy. Students, it was hoped, would cross disciplines, in a university committed to a coherent intellectual and social experience. Looking for fellow clothesline fans, I came across the Web site of Alexander Lee, a lawyer and 32-year-old clothesline activist in Concord, N.H. We find that when it comes to the big choices people make — should I marry this person?
I had gone on the site only a day after his death, but his cyberobituary must have traveled faster. Manning Clark encourages her: ‘I must tell you, Brenda. Looking for fellow clothesline fans, I came across the Web site of Alexander Lee, a lawyer and 32-year-old clothesline activist in Concord, N.H. Yet even though such acts can jeopardize patients, the inclination and ability of young doctors to speak up is hampered by the hierarchies in teaching hospitals.
After a Chinese interceptor smashed into a target satellite in January, Bush administration officials criticized the test as a destabilizing development. As at Phoenix, many attend university to improve their employment prospects. Yet status remained with universities, and this became a point of contention for CAE staff. The Australian insistence on just one type of public university has forced Flinders into a now all-too-familiar pattern.
Adhama said he had no nostalgia for military rule, but some Nigerians do. But it should prompt frank discussion about nutrition. In a Broadway landscape currently filled with plays and boutique musicals The Pirate Queen is a behemoth: large scale, ambitious and one of the most expensive shows of the season, if not the most expensive. Will he take over his father-in-law's business or remain true to his vocation of bellowing and smashing things?
It is an issue to which she devotes several pages. I typed his name into MySpace, feeling covert and slightly criminal. While the Pentagon wants to field such a weapon, many lawmakers are wary, fearing that a potential adversary might mistake a non-nuclear Trident missile for the nuclear variant, triggering an inadvertent nuclear war. We published his winning poem, ‘Sanctum', in the March issue along with the five other shortlisted poems by Robert Adamson, Ross Clark, Stephen Edgar, Anthony Lawrence and Kathryn Lomer.
In a Broadway landscape currently filled with plays and boutique musicals The Pirate Queen is a behemoth: large scale, ambitious and one of the most expensive shows of the season, if not the most expensive. The Flinders class of 1966 was dominated by males drawn from the middle class. Adhama said he had no nostalgia for military rule, but some Nigerians do. From there, the candidates are to board charter and commercial planes to San Diego, site of a weekend-long forum sponsored by the California Democratic Party.
And pastors strained in their Sunday sermons to make sense of the senseless. Ice Cube returns as star and executive producer of Barbershop 2. Adhama said he had no nostalgia for military rule, but some Nigerians do. At one point, she considers writing a book about the Palmer marriage.
And a burst of new findings are now helping them make the case. A slight exaggeration, perhaps, but he and other treehouse builders in the United States and elsewhere reported significant upticks in business over that time. The events show that the administration felt constrained in its dealings with China because of its view that it had little leverage to stop an important Chinese military program, and because it did not want to let Beijing know how much the United States knew about its space launching activities. Niall's father, a cardiologist, developed a brain tumour and died the following year, aged fifty-three.
There are rolling hills, ranch houses, sweeping views of the ocean and rocky cliffs — plenty of room — but not a single visible clothesline. Fortunately, medical educators are increasingly recognizing the dilemmas that doctors in training confront when they witness behavior that makes them uncomfortable. Like HECS, this provides funding for tuition fees, to be repaid through the tax system when students begin earning a salary of $38,000 (a challenge for those part-time students already in employment). First, universities need flexibility over student numbers.
What is now the University of New South Wales began in 1949 as the New South Wales University of Technology, the first institution with an explicit mission. Ice Cube returns as star and executive producer of Barbershop 2. There are rolling hills, ranch houses, sweeping views of the ocean and rocky cliffs — plenty of room — but not a single visible clothesline. Ord Minnett, which has fifteen offices throughout Australia, will be closely involved in ABR's patrons' scheme, an important venture into the area of cultural philanthropy.
You cannot create and nourish a robust baby merely on foods from plants. Santamaria, a family acquaintance, offered her the editorship of Rural Life (a phase of her life she wrote about in greater detail when reviewing Santamaria's letters in the March issue of ABR). FEE-HELP providers are a varied group. After exploring the predominance of violence in American culture in Bowling for Columbine and taking a critical look at the September 11th attacks in Fahrenheit 9/11.
You cannot create and nourish a robust baby merely on foods from plants. Like HECS, this provides funding for tuition fees, to be repaid through the tax system when students begin earning a salary of $38,000 (a challenge for those part-time students already in employment). From there, te candidates are to board charter and commercial planes to San Diego, site of a weekend-long forum sponsored by the California Democratic Party. Finding him there after death seemed imperative.
Even tweaks have a way of adding up; $20,000 was spent to make a burning funeral pyre look more convincing. At the loud, crowded opening-night party at Union Station in Chicago Mr.

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Trabaja en un banco taiwanés. Un cliente suyo, iraquí, murió junto a toda su familia, dejando 44.5 millones de dólares en fondos no reclamados. Que qué tal si hacemos negocios juntos.
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dice que se corre más veces


En una carta anónima, me cuenta el escritor que con su pene más largo se puede correr hasta siete veces en una noche.
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vuelvo a ganar un millón de euros


Esta vez, la lotería holandesa me regala un millón de dólares.
Confirm your winning. This email is to notify you that your Email Address attached to a Ticket Number (106012) has won an Award Sum of 1,000,000.000 Euros) (One Million euro) In an Email Sweepstakes program held on the 9th of Febuary 2008.
Please contact the claim officer through the below given contact information.

FOREIGN TRANSFER
Agent Processing/ Verification Officer
Mr. Evans Williams
STAATS
LOTERIJ CLAIMS DEPARTMENT
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM
Nederlandse
Staatsloterij
Postbus 3334
5902 RH Venlo, Nederland
TEL:
0031.619-703-948
FAX: 0031-847-53-9200
Email: ClaimLot@aim.com

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Kate Ghoi
Public Relation Officer
federica.rotta@virgilio.it


fulana dice que les gusta grande


Una fulana de nombre Merle me dice que a las mujeres les gustan los penes grandes.
Who says you cant have it all? Women don't say it, but most of them come MUCH more easily when having sex with a man with a huge c0ck!

Merle Wise
Merle@wpahs.org

señorita bravo me propone pene milagroso


Esta señorita desconocida me quiere ver con pene grande y grueso. Y luego me suelta un párrafo lleno de incoherencias.
Many studies have shown that the thicker and longer the phallus, the more pleasure a woman gets from making love.
Now, within 6 short months, gain 30-40% increase in thickness and a few inches to your phallus with a simple, miraculous solution!

We have erred since the beginning of the year. We thought it would about hedge funds. All in all, Soros could be immensely satisfied. Awards. It was given to him for his contribution to Hungarys modernization.
Estate, and currency movements had done Soros said that would be all estate, and currency movements had done Soros said that would be all 2.9 percent increase over the previous year, others were down 20 to 30.
Different poses-on the phone, lounging on a couch with comfortable deciding where to move. Inside the magazine were photos of him in investment mistakes. The real secret of his success, he would insist.

Odessa Bravo

doctor dice que mi esposa se ríe de mí


Un doctor Silva quiere alargarme la "máquina", según dice. Y dice que mi mujer no la admira. Vaya.
Do not be shame for reason of your machine length. Your wife does not admire to had done it with you along of your male device size.
Dont worry you can solve this trouble right now. All you have to do is just make use of our male aggregate enlargement.
You will forget about problem and your wife will be happy.

Dr. Alvin Silva

soy ganador de otra lotería más


No me atrevo a sacar la cuenta. Creo que en estos meses he ganado decenas de millones de dólares en loterías que nunca compré.
WINNING NOTIFICATION. We happily announce to you the draw (#1071) winner of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY cash prize of £1,000,000 (one Million Pounds Sterling) held on Friday 8th of February 2008 in London Uk.The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 10,000,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected.
The BRITISH UK. Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board. To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact our fiduaciary claims department for more infomation as regards procedures to claim your prize.

Note: You are to keep your winnings strictly confidential so as to avoid double claims and complications:

Agents Name: Mr Thomas Hooper
Email:uknationalawardlottery01@yahoo.co.uk
TEL:+447045703610
TEL:+447045718030
Fax:+447-7075055524

VERIFICATION FORM:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Nationality:
4.Age:
5.Sex:
6.Occupation:
7.Phone/Fax:
8.COUNTRY:

Congratulations once more,and have a great day.

Rose Wood
Online Co-ordinator
U.K NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY BOARD
info@ukboard.co.uk
The National Lottery
PO Box 1010
Liverpool L70 1NL, United Kingdom.
Ref: L/200-26937
Batch: 2007MJL-01


señor henry me ofrece negocio


Señor Martin Henry dice que es un funcionario de un banco de Kenia, Nairobi, y quiere hacer negocios conmigo. Hum.
Attn., It is a delight to have your esteemed contact, hence my pleasure to inform you that I am Martin Henry, 59 yrs old civil servant and presently due for retirement as a director in a government parastal here in Kenya Nairobi.
The object of this introduction is to seek your interest in a confidential fund transaction that will involve your participation as a sub-contractor in our ministry. I will give you more details of the program as soon as I receive your positive response and will be ready to share proceeds with you 50/50 since our mutual commitment is imperative to achieve the desired success.
Ensure that you include your direct access telephone and fax numbers for further communication.

My warm regards to your family.

Engr. Martin Henry
Konrad-Adenauer-Stiftung
Mbaruk Road No. 27
P.O.Box 66471
Nairobi 00800 /Kenya
martinhenry15@yahoo.com


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hacienda me devuelve dinero


Digo yo, porque la carta no especifica de qué país me escribe Hacienda para devolverme dinero. No me imagino un inspector de impuestos firmando 'Regards'.
After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $831.70. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 3-9 days in order to process it.
A refund can be delayed for a variety of reasons. For example submitting invalid records or applying after the deadline.
To access the form for your tax refund, please click here.

Note: For security reasons, we will record your ip-address, the date and time.
Deliberate wrong inputs are criminally pursued and indicated.

Regards,
Internal Revenue Service

señora hassan necesita mi ayuda


Me escribió esta señora una carta que es exactamente igual a la que me escribiera Najia Mizban, que es igualmente viuda de un funcionario iraquí.
Asslamu'alaikum, Before I proceed, may I humbly introduce myself to your goodself, My Name is Mrs. Amina Hassan, an Iraqi refugee. My husband was until recently, one of the personal aid to the president of Iraq who was formerly overthrown out of power by American Government .
Prior to this last serious crisis that is still ravaging in my country, which recently led to misfortune of our government and my late husband position as the personal aid to the president, we inherited the sum of US$11 million. The funds were originally gotten from my late husband proceeds. My late husband was able to safe guard the fund with a very good diplomatic contact from my Country.
I have decided to contact you because I am interested in investing in your country which is investment friendly. Please kindly guide and assist me in making the right investment since I am also interested in buying a residential property as I will be moving my family over there as soon as every thing regarding technical and logictics details is worked out and ascertained to our respective satisfaction. In view of your participation, I am ready to give you a good negotiable percentage for your assistance,or better still commit it into viable Joint venture projects,be assured that you stand no risk of any kind as the funds belong to me and my only survived son. As soon as I get your consent, we will quickly move this fund to your country for investment .
However, upon your acceptance to work as my partner, you can contact me with my private e-mail for more details,mrsaminahassan08@yahoo.com,
I strongly believe that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive a huge success here after, please include you private contact telephone number and private e-mail when replying.

 
Yours Sincerely.
Mrs.Amina Hassan.
mrsaminahassan14@yahoo.com


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