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Digo yo, porque la carta no especifica de qué país me escribe Hacienda para devolverme dinero. No me imagino un inspector de impuestos firmando 'Regards'.

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Señor Martin Henry dice que es un funcionario de un banco de Kenia, Nairobi, y quiere hacer negocios conmigo. Hum.

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Attn., It is a delight to have your esteemed contact, hence my pleasure to inform you that I am Martin Henry, 59 yrs old civil servant and presently due for retirement as a director in a government parastal here in Kenya Nairobi.
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Konrad-Adenauer-Stiftung
Mbaruk Road No. 27
P.O.Box 66471
Nairobi 00800 /Kenya
martinhenry15@yahoo.com

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No me atrevo a sacar la cuenta. Creo que en estos meses he ganado decenas de millones de dólares en loterías que nunca compré.

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Un doctor Silva quiere alargarme la "máquina", según dice. Y dice que mi mujer no la admira. Vaya.

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Different poses-on the phone, lounging on a couch with comfortable deciding where to move. Inside the magazine were photos of him in investment mistakes. The real secret of his success, he would insist.

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Esta vez, la lotería holandesa me regala un millón de dólares.

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En una carta anónima, me cuenta el escritor que con su pene más largo se puede correr hasta siete veces en una noche.

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Trabaja en un banco taiwanés. Un cliente suyo, iraquí, murió junto a toda su familia, dejando 44.5 millones de dólares en fondos no reclamados. Que qué tal si hacemos negocios juntos.

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Hello, I am Ching-Hua Hsu, Executive Vice President, Head Auditor Wealth Management Division of Taiwan business Bank, Taiwan. In our current performance of Annual Account Audit, I found within our database a dormant accounts with $44.5m USD deposits that has a registered name to it, following the domancy of the account, an investigation was plunged, the result was that the account owner had died, further investigation for the next of kin to the account owner proved negative as both the depositor and family were killed in Iraq.
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Este premio dicen que me lo dan por no haber ganado nunca una lotería.

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Creo, porque la carta es de una profunda incoherencia, una olla podrida de frases desconectadas y que pertenecen evidentemente a textos diferentes.

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