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joe fofana quiere que lo ayude


Joe Fofana y su hermana, hijos de Taylor Fofana, asesor de Paul Koroma, presidente de Sierra Leona, heredaron fortuna tras muerte de su padre en la cárcel. Quiere que le ayude a iniciar un nuevo negocio en mi país. Ahora mismo viven ocultos en un campo de refugiados.
Hello Dear, We are very sorry if we have bothered you by our email.
I am Mr Joe Fofana and my sister is Joy Fofana, the first son of Taylor Fofana,
former national security advicer to the ousted Sierria Leonean military head of state, Paul Koroma. I am writing to express my interest in real estate in your country. Though my father died in detention a couple of months ago while been detained by the new government. Before his untimely death, he instructed me and my sister to leave the country for our safety and start up a business somewhere outside Africa.
The sum of (9.000.000 million ) US dollars was deposited in a Financial Firm [in]
London by my late father. We need help from you, to help us retrieve this Fund from the Financial Firm and also help us to invest it in your country and you will be sincere to invite us to your country. We are inclined to offer you 30% of the total sum as a mode of compensation for your effort after the successful retrieval of these fund to your nominated account overseas. We have all the vital documents that covers the deposit which could be faxed to you. Transaction of this nature demands the highest trust and confidence between both parties. This transaction is risk free in the sense that for your assistance in this transfer (...). Right now we are hiding in a refugee camp in Dakar Senegal.

Please kindly reply back to us.

Best regards,
Joe Fofana
joefofana3@yahoo.com


me escribió viuda del químico ali


La viuda del ex ministro y prima de ‘Sadam Hussen' me ofrece 4.5 millones de dólares si le ayudo a invertir su dinero.
Dear Sir,
I got your mail address via business conference directory; hence I decided to contact you with this investment proposal
of mutual benefits.
I am Hajia Zainab Ali Hassan Al-Majid, the wife of the Ex–Defence Minister to Iraqi government and the first cousin to Ex. President Sadam Hussen, popularly known as ‘Chemical Ali'.
Immediately after the pronouncement of the execution verdict of my husband and others by the American influenced Iraqi Court, my husband instructed his lawyer to take me to a place where an envelop was handed over to me, when I open the envelop I discovered documents revealing where my husband deposited the sum of $18.500.000.00 (Eighteen Point Five Millions United State Dollars) with a security company as our family treasure.
Before their execution, he was able to transfer the documents of that transaction to my name and also gave me power of attorney to execute his will with the security company.
Immediately after his execution, his lawyer adviced us to leave where we have been taking refuge since he was arrested by the American soldiers to another country for our safety, hence we are also aware that we are not completely safe in the Middle East countries anymore in view of the escalation of the violent [violence] in Iraq
I have since spoken to the safety Box Company Director serverally in this regards and our discussion has been successful since they acknowledged the new developments
Since I am still being looked for by the Iraqi government and some group of people whom my husband might have stepped on their tolls, I have decided to be on a very low profile.
I am hereby seeking a trustworthy person with vast experience in business circle who will be able to assist me in receiving the aforementioned money to his/her country for onward investment into any lucrative venture of his choice.
I will be willing to offer you 25% of the total sum for assisting me in receiving the money into your country. While you will still be my adviser/guide on how the capital sum will be invested without failure.
We also intend to relocate to your country as soon as the money is finally moved to your custody in your country
Please if this proposal appeals to you, kindly send me your acceptance mail via the under listed mail address for more detailed/discussion

Yours truly,
Hajia Zainab Ali Hassan
hajiahassan2@myway.com

me escribió el señor haralambi


Haralambi parece ser un individuo húngaro. Visité su página. Vende fármacos de todo tipo, incluyendo píldoras, ungüentos y jarabes afrodisíacos.
Good day, Be sexual giant all night long.

Haralambi Korva
Haralambi_Korva@astrahotel.info

señor keegan dice que soy millonario


El señor James Keegan dice que me he ganado un millón de libras esterlinas de un sorteo de Nokia.
We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 20th January, 2008 from the Nokia 'n' series end of year program. Your e-mail was attached to ticket number 1110008342, serial number 6028808. This batch draws the lucky numbers as follows 4-13-7-37-1 bonus number 20, which consequently won the lottery in the First category. You hereby have been approved a lump sum of GBP £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS) in cash credit file ref NKN/UK 110241/01 from the total cash prize of GBP £50,000,000.00 (FIFTY MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS) shared amongst 50 (Fifty) lucky winners in this category.
All participant were selected through a sorting and filtering program designed by NOKIA TECHNICAL SERVICE DEPARTMENT from 50,000,000 (Fifty Million) e-mail addresses from the web in a bid to promote reliance on the telecommunication industry as a global and convenient means of communication. This is part of our international promotions program which is conducted yearly to promote the use of mobile phones with the world as a global village.
NOKIA collects all the E MAIL I D of the people that subscribes to yahoomail, msn, hotmail, aol, altavista, and others nline, among the billions that subscribe to us only Fifty people will be merge for winnings. we only select fifty people every Month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying, we are congratulating you for having been one of the lucky people that won for this last month..
Your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your GBP £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS) will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.
To file for your claim, Please contact our Fiduciary Agent for VALIDATION.

Mr James Keegan.
Foreign Services Manager, Payment and Release order
Department, CLAIMS PROCESSING LOTTERY AGENT.
TRANS-ATLANTIC S.A LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM

Email: nokiapaymentofficer05@googlemail.com
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WARNING
Fraudulent emails are circulating that appears to be using Yahoo International Lottery addresses, but are not from us. If you receive similar email that is not from us, kindly disregard/discard it immediately. Do NOT reply any such email but genuine email from us via this email address. Our security pages that will give you more information about current scams and what measures you can take to protect yourself.

Thank you for being part of this promotional email lottery program.

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Dr Mrs. Darryn Clarke
NOKIA! 2008 Lottery program

señora me ofrece pene más grande


La señora Costello, que no conozco, me quiere hacer crecer el pene y convertirlo en una "herramienta dura y gruesa".
In just a few short weeks, you'll watch with amazement as your phallus grows into the biggest, thickest, hardest, and most powerful tool you've ever imagined - the one you've always fantasized about having! No penis en ‘l@rgement system is faster, easier to use, or more effective than VPXL+ - forever!
Vpxl+ is guaranteed to en`l@rge & strengthen your Phallus or your money back - period! So why wait? Get Vpxl+ and live large today!

Candace Costello
Candace@tmcmed.org

la señorita rena monibar busca novio


Chiquilla de Ruanda me quiere conocer mejor, con miras a formar un matrimonio feliz.
Hello Dear ,
I am Rena Monibar. It give me a great pleassure to write you after viewing your profile which really interest me to have communication with you,
if you will have the desire with me so that we can get to know each other and for me to send you my picture for you to know whom i am; i will be very happy if you can write me through my email for easiest communication.
I will be waiting to hear from you. Have a blessed day.

Rena Monibar!!
rena45monibar@yahoo.co.uk


Me encontré a Rena Monibar en una página en la red. Existe. Es una joven de 23 años. Es originaria de Ruanda. Le ha escrito la misma carta a muchos otros tipos. Dice que pesa 24 kilos, lo que debe ser un error. Mide 1.73 metros. Se describe a sí misma aquí abajo:

"I am loving, caring, romantic, kind and honest person. I'm looking for a long term relations with the happy marriage. I want to share everything with my future husband. We'll have our joy, our success and our problems which we'll always decide together. I'm a very open person, and I don't like hiding anything. I want to give all my love to the husband of my life. And my husband will be the only one for me, because I'm a very devoted person. I hate lie and betray, and I'll never let them come to my home. I like life and think that it's always very interesting and full of surprises".

En un lugar publica incluso su foto.

Incluso encontré a otro bloguero árabe que también subió la misma carta a la red, aunque su blog gira sobre reflexiones teológicas musulmanas. Se llama Saleem Qadri.

En otra página hallé otra foto de ella, y descubrí que tiene 21 amigos. En un ‘journal', le respondieron: "Miss Rena Monibar Greetings in the name of our Lord Almighty".

En una página de chicas que buscan novio, la colocan viviendo en Estados Unidos.

Tal parece que la chiquilla todavía no encuentra uno.

el señor brown me ofrece dinero


Tiene problemas políticos en su país. Si acepto, me pagará con el 20 por ciento de 10 millones de dólares.
Good day,
Please can you be of assistance by receiving the sum of $10 million
for safe keeping; then 20% stands as your percentage.
This amount is being moved out because of my political problem. I expect your reply with your phone number to call you.

Regards
John Brown
brownjyomill33@yahoo.co.jp

me escribió la señorita binta fonse


La señorita Binta Fonse perdió a su padre y toda su familia en un accidente de carretera. Su padre, el millonario empresario en oro y diamantes de Sierra Leona, le dejó 10 millones de dólares y una piedra de diamante. La señorita Fonse es guapa y honesta y quiere que la ayude a invertir su dinero en mi país.
Hello Dear, Forgive my indignation if this message come to you as a surprise and if it might offend you without your prior consent and mailing through this channel.
I am Binta Fonse the Daugther of the former business man Santo Fonse Moris, (late), a dealer of gold & Diamond and minerals in Sierra Leone and gained illicit access to diamond .As a result of the on-going problem in my country, my father was on a travelling with my mother, two younger ones my sister and brother.
UnfortunateIy, my father car had a terrible accident and they were all perished. I lost the whole family due to that terrible incident and coupled with my country's war I had to live [leave] my home country since I had lost virtually the whole family.
I am also to tell you that I am 25 years old, beautiful and charming good looking girl, honest and sincere.
I am presently residing in Dakar-Senegal. I came in here with my late father's valuable documents covering his assets with the finance company in which he deposited some diamond and the safe box which concealed in the Treasure department of a Finance Bank.
This Diamonds and money was deposited by my late father before he died, the amount is ten million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD ($10.500,000) the diamond is 22 Carats gold diamond worth about $1.2m for market value I will gladly appreciate for you to assist me to relocate these assets from the holding company to your country for business investment.
I have finally made up my mind to leave [live] the rest of my lives [life] in a more peacefull and political stable country like yours. I shall willingly agree to any suitable percentage or condition we may arrive on the choice as compensation for your assistance. I will be waiting to your reply.

Thanks,
Yours Faithfully,
Miss. Binta Fonse
binta.fonse@hotmail.com


me llegó carta de najia mizban


La señora Mizban es viuda de un asesor de Saddam Hussein. Le dejó una fortuna de 11 millones de dólares, que quiere compartir conmigo.
Sir/Madam, Before I proceed, may I humbly introduce myself to your goodself, My Name is Mrs. Najia Mizban, an Iraqi citizen. My late husband was untill recently, one of the personal aid to the former president of Iraq, President Saddam Hussein who was formerly overthrown out of power.
Prior to this last serious crisis that is still ravaging in my country,which recently led to misfortune of our government and my late husband position as the personal aid to the president, We inherited the sum of US$11 million. The funds were originally gotten from my late husband proceeds. My late husband was able to safeguard the fund with a very good diplomatic contact from my Country and deposited it in Thailand.
I have decided to contact you because I am interested in investing in your country which is investment friendly. Please kindly guide and assist me in making the right investment since I am also interested in buying a residential property as I will be moving with my only son Haider in over there as soon as every thing regarding technical and logictics details is worked out and ascertained to our respective satisfaction.
In view of your participation, I am ready to give you a good negotiable percentage for your assistance or better still commit it into viable Joint venture projects with you. Be assured that you stand no risk of any kind as the funds belong to me and my only survived son Haider. As soon as I get your consent, we will quickly move this fund to your country for investment . However, upon your acceptance to work as my partner, you can contact me with my private e-mail najia_mizban@myway.com, for more details.
I strongly believe that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive a huge success here after, please include your private contact telephone number and private e-mail replying. We look unto Allah for your positive prompt response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Najia Mizban
mrsnajiamizban@myway.com

me llegó carta de alimah ali hassan


La señora Hassan está enferma de muerte. Es viuda, no tiene hijos y no quiere dejar su fortuna en manos de la familia de su marido, que es rica.
Here writes Mrs Alimah Ali Hassan, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am a widow. My late husband is Engineer Ali Hassan, a Malaysian. He was into private practice all his life before his death. Our life together as man and wife lasted for two decades without child. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged individuals, as he had passion for people who can not help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a Child from this relationship, which never came.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 5,600,000 (Five Million, Six Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterling), which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market. Presently, this money is still with the Bank.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live, due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what borders me most is the stroke that I have in addition to this cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, I have decided to donate this fund to you, and want you to use this gift which comes from my husbands effort to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially. It is often said that, givers, never lack. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband's relatives are bourgeois and are very wealthy, and I do not want my husbands hard earned money to be miss used or invested into ill perceived ventures.
I do not want a situation where this money will be used contrary to the stipulated agreement. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. With Allah, all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply, I shall give you the contact of the bank in Malaysia. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund via my Lawyer.
My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation. Please always be focused all through your life.
Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein. Hope to hear from you soon, and may the Almighty Allah be with you and members of your family.

You can contact me through my private email address.
Warm Regard,
Mrs Alimah Ali Hassan
alimahhassan0036@yahoo.com
35 Cathedral Gardens Road,
Manchester, M4 3BG,
England


me llegó carta de sandrine nzi


Sandrine cuenta que a su padre, el señor Joseph Nzi, lo mató su propio hermano durante un viaje de negocios.
Hola querido, ¿cómo estás junto con tu familia? Es bueno escribir hoy. Sin embargo, no es ni obligatorio ni de ninguna manera me obligan a ir en contra de su voluntad. Mi nombre es Sandrine Nzi. Y [i] mañana [cumplo] 20 años; [soy] la única hija y el hijo del jefe (Late [difunto]) Mr Joseph Nzi.
Mi padre era un minero de oro de gran reputación en la costa de Marfil durante sus días. Es triste decir que él falleció misteriosamente durante uno de sus viajes de negocios. Sin embargo, su repentina muerte fue vinculada o más bien se sospecha que ha sido ideada por mi tío que viajó con él en ese momento. ¡Pero Dios sabe la verdad!
Mi madre murió cuando yo era aún un niño [una niña] y, desde entonces, mi padre me llevó tan especial. Antes de su muerte, el orador pidió al secretario que lo acompañó al hospital y le dijo que tiene [tenía] la suma de US$10,500,000 .00 izquierda [sic] en una de las principales del Banco aquí, en Abidján, Costa de Marfil. También le dijo que el dinero [estaba] depositado en mi nombre Y, por último, emitió una instrucción por escrito a su abogado quien dice [que] está en posesión de todos los medios necesarios y documentos jurídicos en relación con este fondo y el banco. Estoy [tengo] sólo 20 años y [soy] estudiante de una universidad y realmente no sabe qué hacer.
Ahora quiero una cuenta en el exterior donde pueda transferir este dinero. Esto se debe a que he sufrido una gran cantidad de reveses como resultado de la continua crisis política aquí en la costa de Marfil y de los problemas familiares que me hicieron huir de casa de mi difunto padre Y me escondió [escondí] en un hotel local para la seguridad de mi vida de la mano de mi tío [y de los] malvados que matan [mataron] a mi padre y algunos otros miembros de la familia que son [quieren] mi vida, porque después de ese dinero [porque quieren quedarse con mi dinero; yo creo que tradujo after como después].
La muerte de mi padre realmente [me ha] traido dolor y retroceder de nuevo a mi vida. Queridísimos, estoy en un sincero deseo de su asistencia urgente en este
Respecto. Queridos, sus sugerencias e ideas serán muy necesarios. Por favor, permítame decirle lo que quiero que usted quiere hacer por mí.

1. Usted me ayudará a negociar [algún asunto] lucrativo y [se ocupará de las cuestiones] jurídicas para la inversión cuando el dinero se invierte sabiamente [para la inversión sabia de ese dinero]. Como ustedes saben, yo soy sólo una niña y no tienen [tengo] conocimientos de inversión.

2. Usted me ayudará a asegurar un permiso de residencia permanente en su país, para mí venir encima [para que yo pueda trasladarme allá] y continuar mi educación, mientras que usted se tendrá cuidado [se ocupará] de la inversión que será creado por usted. El más importante de todo es que usted sea un buen socio, cuando el dinero llega [llegue] a su país.

Estoy dispuesta a darle el 15% del total de dinero después de que el dinero ha [haya] sido transferido con éxito a su cuenta bancaria en su país, por su asistencia, y el 5% en el caso de gastos que ha [haya] hecho durante el proceso de la transferencia. ¿Aceptar esta oferta por usted? [¿Acepta usted esta oferta?] Por favor, considere esto y volver a mí [tome contacto conmigo] tan pronto como sea posible.

Gracias por estar ahí para mí.

Atentamente,
Sandrine Nzi
s.nzi001@yahoo.fr

qué es posta restante


Este tipo de correspondencia no solicitada solía arrojarlas sin leer a la papelera.
Desde hace unos años me llegan a mis cuentas de correo electrónico regularmente unas extrañas cartas de gente que no conozco, ofreciéndome ganar dinero a cambio de que me encargue de administrar las fortunas que les legaron sus padres o familiares muertos.

Usualmente cuentan aterradoras y patéticas historias de exilio, golpes, secuestros y crueles asesinatos a manos de parientes codiciosos.

Dicen algunos que son estafas.

Una vez respondí a una de estas cartas, y me llegó un e-mail con más datos sobre cómo sacar el dinero de algún país remoto. Pero interrumpí la comunicación, porque no me pude imaginar en alguna ciudad perdida en África en conciliábulos con una mujer joven que, además de darme todo ese dinero, quería ser mi esposa y que le sacara los papeles de residencia en mi país.

Todas esas cartas han ido a parar a la papelera. Ahora lo lamento, porque he descubierto que, en realidad, esas cartas son geniales fragmentos de literatura no solicitada, escritas por patéticos pero atractivos escribidores desquiciados que me entretienen sin que yo lo solicite. Y me hacen reír a montones.

También han empezado a llegar cartas de damiselas africanas y árabes que quieren tener sexo conmigo.

En lugar de echarlas a la papelera, he decidido abrir este blog para compartirlas con otros que quizás también las reciben en sus cuentas.

Me encantaría que me enviaran esas cartas, para subirlas también aquí.

Algunas de las cartas que subiré aquí no están escritas en un español muy pulcro, y otras ni siquiera en español. Las corregiré ligeramente para facilitar su comprensión. Esas imperfecciones en la lengua, si acaso lo son, sin embargo me agradan: son a la escritura lo que la pimienta para la cocina.